Ladies Night Out

Here’s the rumble. It’s dames night out! Don’t matter if you’re a mill, a frau, a chippy or a pro-skirt, red light your sheik and nibble one with the bims. Gooseberry some glad rags and put on the oyster fruit – this is a swank affair. Don’t be a bluenose; dip the bill and chin with the other twists. If you figure to end up out on the roof, ditch the boiler. No need to get pinched, blip off some mac or end up in a Chicago overcoat over a bit of giggle juice. The 1908’s the wet where we’ll meet. 6:00 pm on the 18th. That’s the crop.

Meet at the park between Thorsen’s Gallery and Showthyme Act II.